Friday, November 22, 2013


It's funny when there's a friendship that once had so much love and then they turn on you. 

When you used to rely on them when times were tough, they had so many positive traits and were always so helpful...and then they out of the blue they just start to make things worse. 

I thought I knew you. Microwave. 

Then you went and ruined a perfectly lovely nap. Keep it up and you'll be on my list of house improvements. 

Seriously though whose microwave just beeps and beeps even after you run to open it?! Not cool bro. Not cool.